“Nunnuh , no computer can tell me, i KNOW it’s your freakin website, so fix it.”

Yo dawg, I’ve got some feedback for you. With kisses.

feedback to Weebly

kay , so im tryin do my freakin project, and your website frigs up on me. not my computer yo, cause my computer pro. Fix your site, cause it’s sayin i cant get on my webpage cause i forget my password & username? Nunnuh , no computer can tell me, i KNOW it’s your freakin website, so fix it.

-kisses, -A

“This is whale warrior writing. Look, you”

This whale warrior means business.  If Weebly is run by krill, they’re doomed.

feedback to weebly

This is whale warrior writing. Look, you don’t judge how complete my site is. It is NOT 11% complete. For what I mean by a “social network” is intended as a societal website for the [redacted] Society. I also can’t publish my web. How do I do that?

“can you make people do that please.”

If only we had the technology to make everyone leave comments.  Then the world could be more exposed to the kind of genius rampant on YouTube.

feedback sent to Weebly

not alot of people leave comments on my website
can you make people do that please.

“LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV”

Remember not everyone has the luxory of a working spacebar and caps lock key.

feedback sent to weebly

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(translation I Love Reed Massingill)

“WEBSITE HAS BEEN RUINED!”

You have to appreciate someone who takes the time to enumerate their problems.  But they get bonus points for signing the feedback with exactly the voice you had in your head while reading the email.

feedback sent to weebly

Hey Weebly people -
I am writing to you because…
1. EVERYTHING ON MY WEEBLY WEBSITE HAS BEEN RUINED!
2. I CANNOT VISIT ANY OTHER WEEBLY WEBSITES
3. I AM VERY VERY ANNOYED WITH WEEBLY!

Please write back to tell me what the heck is wrong with my account!

- BLABBITY BLAB BLAB

“the whole site not just the name but everything, and if so how much?”

Every startup dreams of getting acquired. I can assure you it’s not like this.

feedback sent to Weebly

Subject: I would like to know…

If you were willing to sell weebly.com the whole site not just the name but everything, and if so how much?

“me but frankly it seems no money no honey”

I love it.  And not just because he wants gold coins as payment, but because he actually said “no money no honey.”  This is the kind of feedback I hope gets quoted around the office for the next week.

feedback sent to Weebly

i am all the things described and dont get paid a penny for it therefore unlike former popes i will not purchase my way into heaven with indulgences. let weably nominate me but frankly it seems no money no honey. dr adam rosenblatt ecologist psychiatrist free lance journalist weably has my permission to publish edit and reproduce any or all my writings. patterico’s pontifications and the big picture are my favourite blogs. i dont mind if weably sends me some gold coin but this is of course not necessary. while sitting on the toilet i sometimes dream of being as rich as billy gates or the sultan of brunei. of course i am jealous of king solomon he had so many wives to keep him contented.

Feedback From Der Führer?

Problems accepting your email address, eh?  I can’t imagine why, Adolf…

I never would have pegged the Führer as a Yahoo mail user.

feedback sent to Weebly

from: Adolf Htler <[redacted]@yahoo.co.uk>

For some reson when i use the contact form thing when i send a comment i put my e-mail address in it and is dosent send?

Any advice or help?

Thanks

“infringing on my “flex-and-point-to-the-beach” pose, which is not only copywritten, but also patented and trademarked”

Some things are sacred.  You just don’t fuck with a guy’s hackneyed flirtation device.  I’m telling myself this is a joke, because I know it has to be…right?

feedback sent to Weebly as a DMCA notice

I would like to point out that Weebly co-founder Dan Veltri has been infringing on my “flex-and-point-to-the-beach” pose, which is not only copywritten, but also patented and trademarked (see http://www.flickr.com/photos/11404998@N08/2788346464/).

I respectfully request that he cut that shit out. Please notify him that, if he refuses, he can expect to hear from my attorney.

Sincerely,

[redacted]

“i can use wuteva image i want nd’ u cnt do anythin”

There’s nothing like calling out an image-ganker using his own elegant words.  It’s remarkable how he so masterfully captures the colloquial style in his email.

feedback sent to Weebly as a DMCA notice

Good Evening,
I’d like to file a copyright complaint on a the following page: http://[redacted].weebly.com/index.html

The following graphic titled “[redacted]” does not belong to this user and was only used on a website which I created and which was uploaded on my web host - This user is stealing this graphic and I did not give this user permission to use this graphic. I can provide proof (eg: PSD file containing the text). After efforts to contact this user he has refused to remove this graphic with the excuse of, “i can use wuteva image i want nd’ u cnt do anythin about it” This user has a lack of knowledge about today’s Copyright infringement laws, and this is why I am contacting you.
Kind Regards, [redacted].