July 2008
21 posts
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"will angeleena jolie ever leave brad pitt for...
You’d think that if you got the chance to ask a magic 8 ball-version of the President, you’d come up with a few better questions. Reply hazy, try again.
feedback sent to reddit
ask the bushball.a magic eightball into george bush ball.ask the ball questions like will the public ever like you george bush.shake the ball and look at it then have a screen come up on the monitor inside...
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"sombody can put down the crack pipe down loog...
This mail order brides directory has apparently been around since 1974, so I suspect there’s a mountain of feedback fail (both electronic and snail) like this in their inboxes. Here’s at recent one:
feedback sent to CherryBlossoms
I want to now what the heck is going what is going on all of a sudden i am not geting eny mail from 138 or so that i have sent out and if i do ti is the...
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"needs to be removed as soon as possible or their...
Now I remember why I hated middle school. It’s a good thing you had to know how to write HTML back then to create a website. Now we’ve got sites like Weebly that make it so simple to launch a petty gradeschool assault!
feedback sent to Weebly as a spam complaint
just to let you know www.MEGHANSUCKS.weebly.com needs to be removed as soon as possible or their will a lawsuit...
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"We can not do nothing in our life caise mever"
Damn, you know it’s a bubble when the lame duck President has a dot-com startup. How does one reply to this kind of feedback?
feedback sent to Omnisio George Bush; i was just wondering if you could help me and my family out of some of my debt. So I could live a normal life. We can not do nothing in our life caise mever have no money. [redacted]
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"someone who are even more intelligent"
I try not to read into feedback emails too much. This person does have statistics on his side, though…
feedback sent to reddit
I think that the intelligent people always compare themselves to someone who are even more intelligent therefore they will never be happy. Generally people who are not smart are happier but statistically this isn’t true.
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"need to romov the web baeg"
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
feedback sent to Weebly as a DMCA notice
hi thes my pc in thes web and i dont want too bee ane thes web ples i need too romov the web baeg
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Subject: SOCIAL SECURITY & FERRAL CATS
It’s the kind of fail that only the Internet can produce so effortlessly. We can only speculate about who this email author believes “chris” is and why he could answer a questions about the tax ‘rebait’ and fixing ‘ferral’ cats.
feedback sent to “chris”
WE ARE LIVING ON SOCIAL SECURITY. WILL WE BE ELIGABLE FOR THE TAX REBAIT? WE HAVE...
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"How can i become a saint?"
Few people appreciate all the responsibility that comes with responding to user feedback.
feedback sent to reddit
How can i become a saint?
Who am I to stand between an ambitious person and sainthood?
Re: feedback sent to reddit
Unfortunately, this isn’t something reddit’s feedback team can help you with. I’d suggest mailing feedback@vatican.va Best of luck! Do let us...
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"I'M SO ANGRY YOUR FAKING"
You may not know what a “twenty credit code” is, but that’s just how they getchya. I can’t explain why anyone would fake people in YouTube, though — have you read the comments sections?
feedback sent to Weebly’s spam complaint address
NOW GIVE ME TWENTY CREDIT CODE I’M SO ANGRY YOUR FAKING PEOPLE IN YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"then you musn't use money, since you don't...
This isn’t the strongest argument I’ve seen…
feedback sent to an anonymous atheist
So then you musn’t use money, since you don’t believe in it.
“IN GOD WE TRUST” is write on there!
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"Clubbing all nite while you are wasting your...
As we’re a blackhole for insane emails, Some people have asked me about the biggest “WTF” feedback we’ve gotten. This one has to be in the running (note the bizarre carriage return between “saying that t” and “he bible” is exactly as it was sent). One can only suspect he was typing furiously (or furiously typing?).
feedback sent to reddit
The...
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"shut the fuck up!& yall who do think of ur cild...
Some argue that the English of younger generations has suffered with the advent of txtspeak. There’s no evidence to show that this feedback author isn’t an English PhD, but it’s clear that he/she really hates periods. It’s a burning rage that can only be balanced with a fondness for using numerals in place of their homophones. (See: 2 Legit 2 Quit)
feedback submitted to...
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"doesn't say anything how how to put graphics on a...
This is some vintage feedback fail. I wonder if [redacted] ever did learn how to put graphics on the Internets…
feedback sent to an HTML tutorial site (e-mail received Dec. 1996) Hi, my nam’s [redacted]. I got to your page thru AngelFire. Your page realy helped me but it doesn’t say anything how how to put graphics on a page when the graphics are on your computer’s Hard...
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Subject: DMCA Notice
In a disturbing turn of events, the DMCA has evidently shifted from enforcing copyright laws to punish members of your family to enforcing them about family members themselves.
feedback sent to weebly as DMCA takedown notice
my mother my father my young son
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"anchor babies. Yes, kiss my a@@@@ ACLU and you...
Sometimes I wish politicians would speak with as much candor. This rancor gets wasted when it’s sent to the feedback inbox.
feedback sent to reddit
Thank god..finally, something to stop illegals from voting, stealing, lying cheating, on and on….identiy theft from africa, yeman, drugs, guns being sold..I hope the cheaters leave America in droves..next I hope we enforce it on all the...
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"teel me that am alradey singed"
Typos are one thing, but throwing out all punctuation adds a sense of urgency to your feedback request.
feedback sent to an anonymous website
i just want to ask what can i do to this essue that when i sing in the option dosnt show at the tob of the web but when i sing in again they teel me that am alradey singed but the option dosnt show so i cant join the chat so what can i do to make the...
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"may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors"
This feedback fail was sent to xkcd. Someone took exception to the warning on the webcomic’s footer - the subect line says it all.
Subject: Mathematics IS a liberal art!!!
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts...
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"i did it like an idiot and you took my profile"
I had a long vacation from the Internet and came back to find this lovely piece of feedback fail in my inbox. None of us are sure who “Cody” is, but someone really is pissed at him.
feedback sent to Weebly
Hey cody i was just wandering if you will stop sending my messages about your fishing website for free points. i did it like an idiot and you took my profile but im getting back...
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"how stupid you are"
I’m convinced some users send feedback not because they need help, but because they think you do.
feedback sent to reddit
On body bugs by the gov. You would be surprised as to how stupid you are. If they gov has the ability, they will use it. If you go on line and research you will find the devices. Now if the devices are being made what do you think is being done with them???
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"THIS SOSOSOSO COOL I WISH"
Some people feel obliged to use feedback as a way to express their innermost feelings and desires. The email is a safe-zone where they can be open and honest.
feedback to Weebly
Comments: THIS IS THE BEST SIGHT EVA LOVE YA BRIANNA O*** KINSEY PINK*** KARINA *** NICK O***!!!!!! Referral: SIERRA CL******* AND SAMANTHA KAFA***
Unsatisfied, this Weebly user followed up a few minutes later…...
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There can only be one -- Sean Kelley
feedback to Sean Kelley (designer) from SeanKelley.com (karate professor)
in drunken fun and anger as i was searching for the next url to host my graphic design portfolio i sent the guy who owns my name as his url an email that basically stated i would kick the she shit out of him. the interesting part of this is, i would most likely have my ass handed to me by this guy as he is a yellow belt in...