November 2009
1 post
3 tags
"WAKE UP.TAKE THE TIME...CAUSE THEY ARE INTENT"
Caps lock FOR EMPHASIS is less effective than most people think.
feedback sent to anonymous website You young idiots don’t seem to get it. the “official version” of 911 is a fraud . Look, banning me will not stop the truth. Wake Up to the Truth. Be free. Live, Work for Liberty. Don’t be nazi’s. Get your heads out of there. Nazism will not play here. Building...
October 2009
3 posts
3 tags
"This commercial is about to increase the size of...
Oh, the dilemmas of parenting…
feedback sent to anonymous website
Hello, I take this opportunity to write you about the commercial that I wash from Pars in France when I turn from English to Spanish. This commercial is about to increase the size of the penis. I see a big picture of the penis. This is not normal and inappropriate. Imagine if my little son wash this kind of picture? Please,...
3 tags
"how often people takes a shower with their...
So there really are never-nudes! Even with context, this feedback email probably still would make zero sense.
feedback sent to anonymous website
I wonder how often people takes a shower with their clothes on, but maybe it’s a matter of cultural discrepancies. I’ve seen lots of gratuitious nudity and graphical violence before and that scene was crucial to the plot of that particular...
3 tags
"just kept bringin home infections/ The FLU and...
New reality show idea: stop going to a doctor for a few years, relying only on Yahoo Answers and Internet forums for medical treatment.
submitted to anonymous website
Hello, my name is [Redacted], i have M.S too, i once stumbled across a treatment that completely, took my ms away, it consists of 3 doses of penylalanine, gamanil tabs and vitamin B12, usually 500mgs of penylalanine taken in...
August 2009
5 posts
3 tags
"i titeld it "porn" .if i knew that could get me...
Some websites don’t want you uploading porn, so if you’re going to do it anyway, it’s generally best to not title it “porn.” At least call it “not porn.” And certainly don’t “titel” it.
feedback sent to anonymous website
Im sorry i did not mean to offend any one ,i set my page to adults only 18 and up and i titeld it...
2 tags
"FURTHER EDUCATION. I DO NOT WANT TO WORK AT TOCO...
But really, who wants to work at Toco Bell?
feedback submitted to anonymous website Your website is totally useless to an experanced person that is out of work! I DO NOT WANT FURTHER EDUCATION. I DO NOT WANT TO WORK AT TOCO BELL!!!!!!!!!! I AM A SEMI TRAILER/TRUCK MAINTENANCE/FACILITYS & GROUNDS MAINTENANCE PROFESIONAL WITH SUPERVISOR EXP. I DO NOT WANT TO APPLY FOR A DAM COLLEGE TO FIND...
"cats and kitten form please and would you make...
Admittedly, I sent a letter to the toy company that made TMNT action figures with suggestions and drawings for future Turtlemobiles.
feedback sent to anonymous website
Dear [redacted], Would you please make me a Sailor Star Fighter, Sailor Star Maker, Sailor Star Healer, Fireball Princess, Sailor Chibi Chibi, Luna, Artemis and Diana in a human form please and would you please make me a Luna,...
"And Beck's show is the best. He sticks up"
Complaining to GEICO about dumping Glenn Beck? So easy a caveman can do it? Well not when you email the wrong website…
feedback sent to reddit
I was going to look into your auto insurance. It’s time to compare. Due to your attitude about advertising on the Glenn Beck show, I will no longer consider it. When advertisers won’t support my favorites, I won’t support the...
"POOR YOU YOU MISS ME YOU ARE PATHETIC AND WHAT...
Some people just take online relationships a little too seriously.
feedback sent to fliggo in response to an auto-generated email > Date: Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:07:09 -0500 > Subject: Fliggo misses you > > Dear [redacted], > > We miss you and want you back. It’s been a long time since Fliggo has > seen you, and we hope you still remember us. > > In case you...
July 2009
1 post
"What is this usenet?"
Sometimes just proving someone wrong is a good enough reason to try new things, like “the usenet.”
feedback sent to UsenetShack
Subject: “What is this usenet?”
Hi there, my name is michael. i want to download from usenet but i do not know what it is. my friend says great things about it but he wont tell me how to get into/inside it as he says it is a bit complicated. i...
June 2009
8 posts
4 tags
"new owner, and I've never seen such small scoops"
Is nothing sacred?
feedback sent to reddit
I went to the Baskin-Robbins At Florin and Riverside in Sacramento. Apparently there is a new owner, and I’ve never seen such small scoops, and I’ve been to a lot of BR stores. This has been a favorite spot for my family, mainly because of the upbeat kids that work there. They do not look very happy and quite frankly, it takes the joy...
4 tags
"Sarah Palin is a better mother than I am."
Confused feedback emailer? You betchya.
feedback sent to reddit
Thanks for speaking out on David Letterman. Sarah Palin is a better mother than I am. He’s crazy.
3 tags
"CNBC's incessant advertising of your own...
Maybe the CNBC President will read this. Maybe Rupert?
feedback sent to reddit
Whilst I think CNBC has intelligent and lively reporters, I am switching to Fox and can’t wait for their business channel. Why - it’s CNBC’s incessant advertising of your own programme - it’s frankly, a din. Fox News fills the gaps with human interest stories - eg. Coca Cola’s ban in...
3 tags
"believe in induvidality. I am and remain me...
Who do these people think they’re emailing?
feedback sent to reddit
People can say what they want. Everyone has the right to do and live as they like. It makes me sick and repulsed that people try to infringe their rigtious thoughts on others when they, themselves have their closet lives. I do not care if he had to find his own personal pleasure through whatever means it took. That was...
4 tags
"NBA, you are sleazy Hoes!"
Uh, let me fwd this along to David Stern, I guess…
feedback sent to reddit
This email is not brought to you by Taco Bell or any of the other corporate scumbags NBA sells out to worse even than the NFL. Drop down menu ads? Sick! This pissed off e mail is not brought to you by Vonage, who can hang themselves for all I care. I have been a fan for 35 years, and the way NBA sells out for...
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"cushion, it would make noise like the spring had...
reddit does a lot of stuff, but it’s a lousy auto repair company.
feedback to reddit to whom it may concern, to voice my dissatisfaction of the service of the car. toyota’s brand imply some quality to me for some time till now. Probably expectation is high of me and that cause the gap of expectations. However, at least it provide me the basic comfort entitled to. First, it is the...
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"Nunnuh , no computer can tell me, i KNOW it's...
Yo dawg, I’ve got some feedback for you. With kisses.
feedback to Weebly
kay , so im tryin do my freakin project, and your website frigs up on me. not my computer yo, cause my computer pro. Fix your site, cause it’s sayin i cant get on my webpage cause i forget my password & username? Nunnuh , no computer can tell me, i KNOW it’s your freakin website, so fix it. -kisses,...
4 tags
"become a sounding board for theanti obama faction...
Someone is clearly just very confused. Do all feedback forms just look the same?
feedback sent to reddit i am really quite distressed over the recent change in your morning approach to the news. I have written to the morning joe staff indicating that i will no longer watch that program. Instead wil now listen to the unbiased NPR. I feel that the program and MSNBC has become a sounding board for...
May 2009
2 posts
3 tags
"This is whale warrior writing. Look, you"
This whale warrior means business. If Weebly is run by krill, they’re doomed.
feedback to weebly This is whale warrior writing. Look, you don’t judge how complete my site is. It is NOT 11% complete. For what I mean by a “social network” is intended as a societal website for the [redacted] Society. I also can’t publish my web. How do I do that?
3 tags
"It is so coincident."
Swine flu really is contagious...
feedback sent to anonymous publisher
It is so coincident. ¡±Swine Flu¡± absolutely is world-wide great matter in 2009. Before that, we have announced seriously that the leaders all over the world (includes Barack Obama) must visit and respect YunFeng. Now, the matter has been validated. Countries prevent ¡°swine flu¡±. Barack Obama almost contract flu. This...
April 2009
3 posts
3 tags
"You stink. With that kind of attitude no wonder"
Now here’s some helpful feedback.
feedback sent to reddit
Fuck you idiots. You stink. With that kind of attitude no wonder you are falling behind. Go FUCK yourself.
3 tags
"can you make people do that please."
If only we had the technology to make everyone leave comments. Then the world could be more exposed to the kind of genius rampant on YouTube.
feedback sent to Weebly
not alot of people leave comments on my website can you make people do that please.
3 tags
"each day? Why not have another show on, such"
Where do these people thing they’re emailing?
feedback sent to reddit
Why do you have four hours of 7th Heaven on each day? Why not have another show on, such as ” To Close for Comfort”. There are other shows, that are better than,” I Love Lucy”. This show has been around for over 50 years.
March 2009
8 posts
3 tags
"right to last morsel - steak, ribs, shrimp, corn...
Delicious. Maybe reddit needs more corn bread.
feedback sent to reddit
very delicious food right to last morsel - steak, ribs, shrimp, corn bread. Thank you. Fun atmosphere, lots of sparkle and birthdays. I spent $70, how can I get the free appetizer offered for the next visit?
3 tags
"The most over-rated guy can't control Aaaaaaa"
CNBC feedback? Fortunately the emails for Jim Cramer stopped coming.
feedback sent to reddit
Dylan Ratigan leaving CNBC? Good riddance - Offer Larry Kudlow free whoever takes Dylan Ratigan. The most over-rated guy can’t control Aaaaaaa between two sentences and can’t ask a simple short question without using meaningless 100+ words in his questions. fast Money is always ejoyable...
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"Boy they are expensive buggers !! Anyways, they...
This is the first pig-related feedback I’ve ever seen, shedding new light on the importance of packaging.
feedback sent to anonymous website
Mar 25, 2009 My name is Miss [redacted], and I was at my sister in laws house. She gave me some of ur snacks to eat on, an I thought it was pretty good so I stopped and bought some on the way home. Boy they are expensive buggers !! Anyways,...
3 tags
"LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV"
Remember not everyone has the luxory of a working spacebar and caps lock key.
feedback sent to weebly
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
4 tags
"One of your channel admins just used his access...
Admins are in your computer, hating on your Jack Black. Maybe it’d be OK if it were Nacho Libre…
feedback sent to anonymous
To whom it may regard, You are going to be hearing more from my lawyers real soon. One of your channel admins just used his access to my computer to shut my system off, completely, while I had other applications open and was watching some silly Jack Black...
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"WEBSITE HAS BEEN RUINED!"
You have to appreciate someone who takes the time to enumerate their problems. But they get bonus points for signing the feedback with exactly the voice you had in your head while reading the email.
feedback sent to weebly
Hey Weebly people - I am writing to you because… 1. EVERYTHING ON MY WEEBLY WEBSITE HAS BEEN RUINED! 2. I CANNOT VISIT ANY OTHER WEEBLY WEBSITES 3. I AM VERY VERY...
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"now... what a load of crap"
This feedback fail may itself be feedback fail — there was no attached email, just this note.
feedback sent to “Suz” of MySpace Got this mail just now… what a load of crap
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"PLEASE DON'T GET SAD ABOUT THE NEGATIVE THINGS...
There are fans. And then there are fans. I’ll let you decide which one this person is.
Subject: steve perry in 2009 at fanasylum.com ………. HI. WHAT HAPPENED TO STEVE? HE DIDN’T POST A MESSAGE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR. I HOPE THAT HE’S NOT SAD ABOUT HIS MEMORIES WITH JOURNEY. WE ARE ALL SO FORTUNATE FOR THE VOICE THAT HE SHARED WITH THE WORLD. I CRY WHEN I...
February 2009
3 posts
3 tags
"LOVE the new tabloid shaped, smaller edition"
Maybe smaller is better, but this probably isn’t the right pace for feedback about paper sizes.
feedback sent to reddit
We LOVE the new tabloid shaped, smaller edition of the Tribune. It is so much easier to read. We just do not understand why we, as subscribers, can’t get this same size paper. It has to be cheaper to make all of the papers the same size than to have a large one...
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"Thank u4calling.Goodbye"
I’m not just saying this as a former Pizza Hut employee, but Domino’s really failed the customer service on this one.
feedback found on Twitter
Dominos feedback fail.Call 1800 number,get msg:”An invalid number was dialled,which is not part of this service.Thank u4calling.Goodbye”clik
3 tags
"If one of your business partners gave you my...
Paranoid much? An omniscient website would freak me out, too. Especially if it could guess my sign and then read my horoscope.
feedback sent to TicketStumbler
How do you know I live in Oakland? I’ve never been to your site before. If one of your business partners gave you my information I want to know which one it was.
January 2009
4 posts
3 tags
"may you apologize for my bad"
Some feedback is so short, yet so rich with meaning, that to comprehend it is to reconsider one’s own existance. This is one of those feedback emails.
feedback sent to istaywoke.tumblr
may you apologize for my bad
4 tags
"Iam aVery Busy person I get SICK and TRIED,...
Love never comes easy. Especially on the Internet. Unless it’s AdultFriendFinder.
feedback from CherryBlossoms
Jan, 1 or the 2nd, I want you guys 2 Cancel my Membership 2 many woman from Russia, China, Iam aVery Busy person I get SICK and TRIED, wasteing my Time writing 2 woman and never Hearing from them?? it is Hard 2 TRUST people on the Internet anyway
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"the whole site not just the name but everything,...
Every startup dreams of getting acquired. I can assure you it’s not like this.
feedback sent to Weebly Subject: I would like to know… If you were willing to sell weebly.com the whole site not just the name but everything, and if so how much?
3 tags
"me but frankly it seems no money no honey"
I love it. And not just because he wants gold coins as payment, but because he actually said “no money no honey.” This is the kind of feedback I hope gets quoted around the office for the next week.
feedback sent to Weebly
i am all the things described and dont get paid a penny for it therefore unlike former popes i will not purchase my way into heaven with indulgences. let...
December 2008
3 posts
2 tags
Feedback: 100100 % Positive
Well done, eBay, way to win back my confidence.
feedback found by Numbski via eBay
3 tags
"pleased with the wheaty bag I received from"
Not sure what a wheaty bag is, but that’s OK, you always want to heat at full power.
feedback sent to reddit
I am very pleased with the wheaty bag I received from you this week. I have a 750 microwave, but I am not sure whether I shall heat it at full power or medium. I would be grateful for advice, Thank you!
3 tags
"Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone...
Bored fiction writer? Or should we be taking this clone army threat seriously? Most importantly, does this mean I could grow my own test tube Scarlett?
feedback sent to reddit
Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was...
November 2008
16 posts
3 tags
"how can enter this enternet"
I don’t care how you spin this, it’s not feedback, but I’d really like to see this ‘enternet’ he speaks of…
feedback to reddit
i have lean how can enter this enternet
2 tags
"political stuff. These are people in working for...
We really should do a better job explaining how reddit works; specifically, that we don’t control what ends up on the front page. No matter how much CAPS LOCK you use.
feedback sent to reddit
subject: sick of political propiganda would you please remove all political stuff. These are people in working for somebody. Most of the ads are attack ads. STOP THIS BORING CRAP
3 tags
"to this generation of idiot fucktards I leave...
Sure, we’ve got account deletion, but sometimes that’s just not a good enough feature. Maybe he’d have been satisfied with KILL MY ACCOUNT IN A FIRE (Y/N?)
feedback sent to reddit
DELETE my account - do you hear me? I want all of my postings deleted as well - EVERYTHING. Your lame ‘delete’ function is NOT satisfactory, if it doesn’t delete the posts...
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"McCain going to make Joe the Plumber his Treas....
Rachel, I don’t know who you are, but your viewers keeping emailing feedback@reddit for some reason. Please correct them. In the meantime, thank you for all the feedback fail.
feedback sent to reddit
Rachel: You are a gift to us. Q: Is Sen. McCain going to make Joe the Plumber his Treas. Secretary? Seems like a good idea. He is more articulate and gives more press conferences than...
3 tags
"pacemaker beat away from the presidency. How is...
This is an old one (though it wouldn’t surprise me to get an email like this later this afternoon) but it’s another one of those feedback emails without a suitable reply.
feedback sent to reddit
I think John McCain insisted that Sarah Palin promise to become a grandmother before he would select her as his VP running mate. He is older than dirt and doesn’t feel comfortable...
3 tags
"fuzzy dots on the walls and things during"
Drug-induced feedback email, perhaps? There are some things that just aren’t within the reddit feedback system’s purview, this is one of them.
feedback sent to reddit
I’ve seen these fuzzy dots on the walls and things during the night since I can remember. I’ve been trying to find out what it is. Sometimes also, I see objects move when I stare at them long enough. What...
2 tags
"you smell like fish tacos"
There are some things you just can’t make up. Our friends at RescueTime have just experienced one such event of feedback fail.
Thread that started as an feedback email to RescueTime
On Nov 19, 2008, at 9:14 PM, A RescueTime User wrote:
you smell like fish tacos
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On Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 10:49 AM, Brian Fioca wrote:
thanks?
# Brian Fioca | Founder, CIO RescueTime |...
2 tags
"may be here illegelly, the attitude of mexicans...
This is the kind of feedback I love, because it makes almost no sense.
feedback sent to reddit
were mecian officials in attendence? just goes to show the standards of those who may be here illegelly, the attitude of mexicans in greeley and anyone elese in attendence. first, this is the united states. second, if there is a necesssity for the mexican national athem, and third, any prayer...
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"Hobo spider bites a horse, what are the symptoms"
You can learn a lot just from reading feedback emails. Take the Hobo spider - sounds like a silly name for a spider, eh? Tell that to the horse whose jawline it just bit.
feedback sent to reddit
Regarding hour information on the bite of a Hobo spider - If the Hobo spider bites a horse, what are the symptoms and can it cause death if the bite is near the jaw line of the horse?